Eggjactly Lyrics - Jackpot Song By Javed Jaffrey

Eggjactly Lyrics - Jackpot Song By Javed Jaffrey

 

Eggjactly Lyrics:

Eggjactly is a song from the upcoming bollywood film Jackpot. This funny song is sung by Javed Jaffrey.Eggjactly Lyrics are written about the recent condition of our country. This serious matter is presented very creatively in this Song By javed jaffrey.  

This film is starring Sunny Leone and Sachiin Joshi, Naseeruddin Shah, Bharath Niwas, Makrand Deshpande. The film is directed by Kaizad Gustad. The film is a comedy thriller. Here we are providing Eggjactly Lyrics, you can easily download it from here moviesthisfriday.com.

Song	Eggjactly
Film	Jackpot ( 2013)
Star Cast	Sunny Leone and Sachiin Joshi
Singer	Jaaved Jaffrey

Here is Eggjactly Lyrics:

(Saare jahaan se achcha, can't even afford a bloody kachchha. I don't the trust the Indians. Sorry! Eggjactly…)

Sab chalta hai, sab bikta hai
Sab chalta hai, sab bikta hai

Mera bharat hai mahan
Phir bhi sab hain pareshan
Paisa power hi pehchan
Sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan

Band hain aankhein, muh aur kaan
Khol li kursi ki dukaan
????? apna imaan
Sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan

India! thi soney ki yeh chidiya
Whats that?
Just check the wicket ??????
Kya hua? Kab hua? Kyun hua? Kaise hua?
Maal tha hamara par gore khel gaye jua
Cut to the 1947
Seven! ab desh hoga heaven
Ding dong the bell
Splash in the well
Heaven hua popat
And now eleven hells
Bhagalpur, Bofors, Bhopal, Lokpal
Gujarat, Ayodhya, Mumbai ka dekho haal
All is well, all is well

Ghanta...
Foreign scam, Coalgate, Cricket ho ya tail
Bigshot jhol karo and take the bail
Politics, politics kya hai yeh khel
Upar deshbhakti neeche country for sale

Hum iski lenge, hum uski lenge
Woh lende hum denge
Oye ??????? 2G, 3G ???????
Itne saare kaand
Khulte hain jab kaand
Phat jaati hai... pant

What you thaughts
Commonwealth! to dekho pat gayi hai
Aur common man ki jeb kat gayi hai
Main bhi Anna, main bhi Anna, dum nahi hai
Aur common bhi kuchh kam nahi hai
Doodh wala, paav wala, tail wala
Rickshaw wala, sabzi wala, phone wala
Cable wala, film wala, motor wala,
Taxi wala, raddi wala, istri wala
Jhoothe ka hai bol-bala
Kaam hai sara jhol wala
Jhol.. jhol.. hhol.. jhol..

Khambhe se bijli churaate
???????
Heroine ke pimple ko bhi
Dekho yeh headlight banaate
Paani mein hai doodh milaate
Sabzi mein hain ghaas khilaate

Mera bharat hai mahan
Phir bhi sab hain pareshan
Paisa power hi pehchan
Sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan

Band hain aankhein, muh aur kaan
Khol li kursi ki dukaan
????? apna imaan
Sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan

(Babes kitne minute ho gaye?
Two and half minutes.
How the long should it be?
Ten inches.
You bloody paavli kam. I mean the songs.
Four and half minutes.
Itne shabd nahi hain mere paas. Ek kaam karo yahaan ek music peice ghused do. Sorry Eggjactly ..)

Mera bharat hai mahan
Phir bhi sab hain pareshan
Paisa power hi pehchan
Sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan
Sab chalta hai, sab bikta hai

Band hain aankhein, muh aur kaan
Khol li kursi ki dukaan
????? apna imaan
Sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan

(It hurts by the heart to say ki meri country ki lag chuki hai waat. Sau mein se ninnyanabe beimaan, phir bhi mera Bharat mahan. But on the other hands Ek imaandar to baaki hai. Ummdde par duniya kayam hai. Lekin kayam to churan bhi hai. Sorry! Eggjactly ..)

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